Infinite.

hi my name is michela

smile-cause-life-is-beautiful:

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

IM PISSING MY PANTS THIS GIF KILLS ME AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
mrrustyshackleford:

Me on my way to fuck yo bitch
squidwurd:

i want to cry
so-relatable-blog:

so relatable posts here
so-relatable-blog:

so relatable posts here
yourollthedice:

OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah
I deserve notes ok
thunderwear:

I FEEL LIKE THE WIND GOT KNOCKED OUT OF ME
allhailcats:

heyywendy:

just-inlovewith-a-sexgod:

deceitfultrickery:

mind-the-neurogasm:


Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.

I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-


…Oh my god.



Reblogging again.

holy shit